Category: Sports Jokes

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

Winthrop found the following ransom note slipped under his front door: “if you ever want to see your wife alive again, bring $50,000 to the 17th green at your country club tomorrow at 10:00am.”

Three golfers, Jesus, Moses and an old man, get to the 18th tee. It’s all tied. All three have the same score.

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

This man and his wife were out playing golf when he hit a big slice and ended up behind a big building. His wife said, “Look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”

A young avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.