Month: September 2008
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Help Wanted
A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
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Neat Icing
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes.
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If Restaurants Were Run Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support.
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…and Nothing But the Truth
The prosecuting attorney in Podunkville called his first witness to the stand. He approached her and asked the grandmotherly, elderly woman, “Mrs. Jamison, do you know me?”
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You CAN Take It With You
A dying man gathered his three most trusted friends, his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough…
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Laws for Women to Live By
LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY
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A Story of Creation
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.
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His and Her Drive-thru ATM Machines
His Pull up to ATM