Month: October 2008
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Baptism
The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize… you guessed it… his three cats in the bathtub.
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Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day
Phone messages delivered on end of spear.
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Learning It Young
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.
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College Football Jokes
We all have college football rivals we tell jokes about. Feel free to change the names of these schools to meet your particular needs.
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The Good Book
A church pastor was walking along when he spotted a member of his church. “John” he said, “you look miserable! What has happened to you?”
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Thoughtful Husband
A man asked his wife, “If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?”
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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
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The Boss’s Vacation
RE: ITINERARY FOR BOSS’S VACATION AS SUBMITTED BY EMPLOYEES