Category: Sports Jokes

We all have college football rivals we tell jokes about. Feel free to change the names of these schools to meet your particular needs.

Time Limit: 3 Weeks. Pick 3 questions to answer.

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

Woman’s Accessories North: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.

John got up early on Saturday morning to play golf. He kissed his wife goodbye, and Sue reminded him they were going out to eat early that evening with another couple. John promised her he would be home in plenty of time.

One day a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet deep. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage.