Category: Top 10 Lists
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Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work
Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
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Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers
He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
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Top Ten Signs Your New Car is a Lemon
Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
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Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
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Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified
Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
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Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
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Top Ten Ten Rules of Dieting
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. (This rule also applies to mixed drinks. Example: rum and diet coke)