Month: September 2008
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Marital “Bliss”
My wife says she holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Just goes to show ya how much she knows – I’m never home.
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If Airlines Were Like Operating Systems
UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
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That Dirty Bird
A woman wanted a pet to keep her company at home while her husband was off at work and the children were in school.
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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity (or How to amuse yourself during a boring day)
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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More One-Liners
They call it “PMS” because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken. The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
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Golf Meditations
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
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Children Under Ten
Mark Twain’s contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10.
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Scoring Your Relationship
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide may help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: