Category: Men & Woman Jokes

A couple was telling a friend about their vacation in Texas.

“Fine” This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

The Female always makes the Rules.

“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”

Two old friends were recounting their dreams. “I dreamed I was on vacation,” one man said fondly. “It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream.”

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His Pull up to ATM

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.