Category: Sports Jokes

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that juts out off the coast.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.

Golf is like a love affair; if you don’t take it seriously it’s no fun;if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

There is this Auburn fan who is married to a UT fan. He loves her with all of his heart, but just can’t get past the fact that she is a University of Tennessee fan and therefore, kinda slow.

A Southerner dies and goes to hell. The Devil soon notices that he is not suffering like the rest. The Devil checks the gauges and sees that it’s 100 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he asks the Southerner why he’s so happy.

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.